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I love snow ...
8th December 18:00
It started to snow. The first snow of the year. My wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours at the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a fairy tale. So romantic - we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow.
9th When we were growing
December, had been covering a beautiful blanket of white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Is it a nicer Give place to the world? Moving here was the best idea I ever had in my life. Was the first time in years, shoveled snow, and felt again like a little boy. Have the driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came by and the sidewalks and postponed the entry returned, so I got to shovel out again. What a perfect life.
12th December
The sun has melted all our great snow. What a disappointment. My neighbor told me that I should not worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says that we by the end of have so much snow that I will never again want to see snow. I do not think that's possible. Bob is very nice - I'm glad. he's our neighbor.
14th December
Snow, wonderful snow, 130 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling again. What a life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and has buried everything again. I did not realize that I would have so much shoveling, but I'll be back in shape. Wish I would not huff and puff.
15th
December 60 inches forecast. My van sold and bought a Jeep. Snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. The freezer filled. My wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. This is ridiculous - after all, we are not yet in Alaska.
16th December
ice storm this morning. Am in the driveway fell on my ass. when I tried to sprinkle salt. Does hurt like hell. My wife laughed for an hour. This I think was very cruel.
17th December
Still way below freezing. The roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had the blankets so as not to freeze to death. No TV. Nothing to do but stare at my wife and trying to to irritate her. Think we should buy a wood stove, add the never. I hate it when she is right! I'm freezing to death in my own living room!
20th December
The power is back, but had another 40 cm of the damn stuff last night! to shovel even more. Has lasted all day. The shitty snow plow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel. But they said they had no time because they have to play hockey. I think they're lying. Wanted to buy a snow blower at the hardware store. They had no more. Might have another shipment in March pure. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city do it and bill me. I think he's lying.
22nd December
Bob was right about a white Christmas, because tonight is still fallen by 30 inches of the white stuff and it's so cold. that it will not melt till August. It took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. When I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried for the rest of the winter to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck, but he says he has to do too much. I think he's lying.
23rd December
Only 10 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0 degrees. My wife wanted me to decorate the house. Is that crazy? I do not have time - I must BLADES! Why did she tell me to do a generation ago. Month? She says she did but I think she's lying.
24th
December 20 centimeters. The snow is the snow plow pushed together so tight that I broke the shovel. Thought I get a heart attack!. If I ever catch the ass who drives the snowplow, I'll drag him by his hair through the snow, I know that he is hiding behind the corner and wait until I'm done with the blades. And then crashed down he comes with 150 km / h the road and throws snow all over the place, where I was. Last night my wife and I wanted to sing carols and open our presents, but I had no time. Watching for the snowplow stop.
25th December
Merry Christmas. 60 cm from the more .....!!! Snowed. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate snow! Then the snowplow driver came by and asked for a donation. I gave him my shovel over his head. My wife says I have bad manners. I think she is an idiot.
26th December
Still snowed. Why in the world, we move here? It was all HER idea. She gets on really nerves.
27th December
The temperature dropped to -30 degrees and the water pipes are frozen.
28th December
It has warmed to -5 degrees. Still snowed - THE OLD MAKES ME CRAZY!
29th December
another 30 centimeters. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
30th December
The roof has collapsed. The snow plow driver sued me € 50,000 in damages. My wife went to her mother. 25 cm predicted.
31st December
Did the rest of the house connected. No more blades.
8th January
I'm fine. I love those little pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
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