first December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I am pleased to inform you that our company Christmas party on 20.12. take place in the Argentina Steakhouse. There will be a nice decoration and a small music band will play carols homely. Relax and enjoy the evening.
Look forward to our manager, who is dressed as Father Christmas switch on the Christmas tree lighting! You can make each other happy gifts where no present a value exceeding EUR 20 should.
I wish you and your families a merry Christmas season.
Tina Bartsch-Levin, Director of Human Resources
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second December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
No way should isolate yesterday's release our Turkish colleagues. We are aware that their holidays to go with our own, not fully compliant, we will do our meeting now so called "year-end celebration. There will be neither a Christmas tree or Christmas carols. I wish
You and your families a wonderful time.
Tina Bartsch-Levin, Director of Human Resources
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third December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I refer to a discrete indication of a member of Alcoholics Anonymous, which has a "dry" table demands. I am pleased to be able to meet this desire, however, point out that the anonymity it will no longer be guaranteed. I also agree with you that the exchange of gifts by the intervention of the works will not be allowed: 20 EUR is too much money.
Tina Bartsch-Levin, Head of Human Research
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7th December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I succeeded, for all members of the "Weight Watchers" a table far away from the buffet and reserve a table for all pregnant women close to the toilets can be.
gays be allowed to sit together. Lesbians do not have to sit with gay men, but have a table to yourself. Of course, the gays get a flower arrangement for her table.
satisfied at last?
Tina Bartsch-Levin, Director Loony bin
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9th December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
course, we will protect the Non smoking before the smoking and use a heavy curtain that can separate the function room, or place the smokers from the restaurant in a tent.
Tina Bartsch-Levin, head of human rape
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10th December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
vegetarians! I've been waiting for you! It is my shit, if it you like it or not, we go to the steak house! Yes you can if you want to fly to the moon to the 20.12. as far from the "death Grill," as you call it sitting to be able to. Refreshes you at the salad bar and devour raw tomatoes! Incidentally, tomatoes have feelings, they cry when you cut, I hear them screaming already, yah yah yah!
I wish you all fucking Christmas, you besauft and croak!
The bitch from the third floor.
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14th December
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES STAFF
I can safely say that I speak for all of us in terms of early recovery needs for Mrs. Bartsch-Levin. Please support me and send them plenty of cards with good wishes for recovery to the sanatorium.
The Directorate has been the cancellation of our party on 20.12. decided. We give you paid time off that afternoon.
Joseph Bennett, Interim Head of Human Resources
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