Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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S21? - K21! - Nachschlägle

I had beautiful even from the tasteful poster campaigns. rail reports with where the path to understanding barmt for their fun little project.
as a model for a lot funnier Photoshop montages of course these things are already (see below) - but again: "s' iss net each gegäbe. But want to join containing many (and more every day - is the demolition of the north wing is imminent - - today all hell broke loose at Stuttgart Central Station! The Swabian folk-soul cooking), thus keeping it one or the other in the sprint from one platform to another briefly held, stays pulls out, the Edding and there you go:



Not really worth mentioning. The response of the train, however, already: with a view for the important things in life we removed this decoration of the poster within a few hours. In the morning I took the picture, the evening was placarded new! If one only half as much energy to address other small Mängelchen such as the air conditioning systems and engines (of course, who needs that?) Spends - the German train would be different! And that is precisely the problem ...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

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S21? - K21! My people in the area

When I took a few years ago my service in Stuttgart, softly whispered voices of one - in the truest sense of the word - "Wow Project", which calls itself Stuttgart 21. Underlying this is the insane plan, a working terminal station with a sufficient amount of train tracks below ground to muddle, to reduce the number of tracks on about half, and it should then be quite nice and modern, and somehow so great work, that drive from the city of Stuttgart in the cosmopolitan city of Ulm (ever heard? That's the city " in Ulm, around Ulm and around Ulm, "exactly - but everybody knows) by 20 minutes!. Yes, and for cheap Euronen 4.1 billion in a construction period of slack to 20 more years - if all goes well - the thing then walk across the stage and everyone is happy. Had they so intended.

long time I have heard nothing from history and thought that they had - as cities such as Frankfurt, Leipzig and Hamburg - the plan for a little Think again entered into the bin. Far from it: in secret was continued in a way that reminds me hard on the local mafia Handkäs', pushed through the planned implementation.

The details of the pros and to discuss again and explain what's been addressed in detail, would clearly be beyond the scope, here I refer to other agency . What is your opinion on the subject, I personally, can be read with a bit of talent between the lines.

What makes me really quite formidable disturbing is the use of us who have to pay for the soup (or spoon, depending on your taste ...)

And so do I have any Day in the pits in the ground with the belief-posters having trouble to explain the attempts to track how well the future for us all, we rely on the trains, will. I feel ... well ... a little taken for a ride.

Now I note with bassem surprise that even by me sometimes (of course, quite wrongly) as bursts rather slow perceived Swabia, the collar - but how! As silent protests are organized, there are regular flash mobs and the posters of the web are very varied virtuosity:




So let me me please! Each week, collect at least 20,000 people to protest against the madness (reminds me of my youth - I say only: West Runway ....). Oh! Now it is not every where to face on the street 'to his anger to vent. But there are other methods which are not less effective. And so the ladies from my Lieblingslädle are again heavily active. New offers:




I like that: Crochet against the madness - Go on, ladies - I'm proud of you!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Every Friday learning the German Railway that on this day really pretty many people were there. Not only the weekend commuters and members of Y-Tours, but also tourists and vacationers on the go. Yes, yes, but yet, believe it experienced a long-distance commuter! The chance to be on Friday afternoons can pour Brasig two seats is so into the negative (ie: is it likely to travel on the ground to stay seated). Well, sometimes - like last week - you get lucky and fun travel companions who know a time to sell funny, but sometimes rather not ...

I grab a window seat, build me manage my cozy nest, it growls at me "still available?" - I look at short, the neck skin resists easily: suits. The politeness so requires, now friendly to smile (which I can not do) and "yes" to say if one can think of no excuse (grad goes above). It's not that I prejudiced against people that cover their nakedness with manager uniform, would have. Quite the contrary. Result of many years of field research! And so I also know that the fight is the same chair. That is the battle for the armrest. I was the first here and so I fold the first wing in order to demonstrate that the fairly big men need to make absolutely no illusions. The rest is me and I will not retreat a single inch! We drive off and I feel first timid attempts to make up ground. I know the track very well, now comes a Holperschwelle, I slide with the arm, nudge him down - Huppala, sorry, upward glance. Rest is. Then comes the train's gazelle. Next act: I'm trying to fish my train ticket out of her purse on the floor, without calling on the arm from the rest. For that alone it's worth it to drive regularly to Wudang to handle such acrobatic acts weightless. Because see, the man is not supposed to, as I doggedly defend my territory. Would be silly like that. And the process must come as completely natural, relaxed and random. This is the art. I catch a glance at the map my opponent: Short! Thus, a Sunday driver dares to mess with me steeled battle commuter? I almost pity.

After a half hour we part, I managed to fight attempts to gain power over the armrest to thwart successful. There are sometimes quite small victories in life that give a deep satisfaction. What am I but a small mind. But a little fun's already made me ...

Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Zuch, the 397th ..

The working day is survived, I drag myself to the station to the long journey to well-deserved weekend to compete. I meet a former colleague, had not seen him for years and we exchange from lively. After the transfer from the comfortable ICE into the car of the Swiss railway, the picks are on the way from Zurich to Mannheim, it will be really crowded. I drop down next to a middle-old man and prove to my choice of travel companion for the next hour once a golden hand.

across from me sits a young woman who clings desperately to a book. She tries to read (or at least to be left alone), which considered the Lord obviously next to me as a real challenge. Again and again he calls her "na, Karin, is it exciting, the book?" (It is a guide - I guess times: rather not). Karen looks at me with waidwundem view. The both are well on their way together for some time. I am not in focus, unpack my reader and will read a little. Stupid mistake. Now I heard all the attention of the Lord. I explain briefly what is a reader. Has he never seen before. According to his neck he asks in the lap of the area car, if anyone has seen anything like schonmal. Obviously not, because no one answers. Now he is reassured because no shame. He asks me how far is it to Mainz, I mutter "nochnehalbeStunde. Probably was not loud enough. He gets up, says the interested passengers that he is from Switzerland and after "Weisbaden" will not and if someone can tell how long because now runs. Someone have mercy and granted the requested information. He sits down again.

"Well, Karen, annoying I know you?". Karin, who thought himself safe obsolete air "it bothers me if someone has the whole compartment!". Wow, brave, if I had the kids not have expected.
Now I'm tuned, "something like me, have you determined never seen!" - "Not on that train," I answer truthfully. My colleague who sits across from me now beyond the Ganges, has now hiding behind his laptop, listening but interested in how I understand his grin.

Finally the secret of something abnormal behavior is dissolved: "I want to Weisbaden, since taken I, tomorrow the Dieter Bohlen weischt, "It turns out that my companion is a super talent, and what it is! First of narrative, I of course, the story of the Easter's son, the proud papa of the last super talent. So the two-legged, of course ... at least the two have now is outdated now, eat only from golden cups, live in a castle, all day, only idleness and tasty 'snacks Big eyes "Really?" -... Sure Can these lying eyes?

Now I want to know what my new friend so has the pan in order to apply for a place of honor, glory, and carefree life. Now, Rene said, the man with many talents: he will please the world with a performance "Skiballett without snow" (I had been wondering about the ski equipment in August..), juggling tennis racquet - and high-speed Jodeling " man versus fighter jet "- and we all get a taste first. Impressive. In course, I want to know more. So, with the number he is schonmal started up in 2006, then it went like this: Here, a Sukhoi fighter jet flown SU-27 Flanker, which competes against the yodel of René. The bet is whether René creates more Jodel attacks, the number of meters traveled by jet fighter until he takes off. Target is the Guinness Book of Records. Already 2003, a trial against a Hawker Hunter was never, where he made 600 stops in 25 seconds. In a further attempt in 2004 against a Rafale fighter he reached even 800 strokes in 23 seconds.

Great ideas have the people, there's sometimes nothing. Would come I never it.

has now also my colleague latched into the conversation, we have a lot of fun together and proves that even "Ralf" to "Weisbaden" moves on and the "René" under his wing does so he will not be lost on the long road "to Dieter", this happy. I will let it take me, a farewell photo shoot to adopt. For if he be rich and is famous. And if not, as a reminder of a fun train ride. enjoyed

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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The sensation of Friday

This morning me, the local rag with a note from the distant cathedral: there reported the "Münstersche newspaper" the stunned reading community the news of an incredible act of terrorism " destroyed large flower pots !

As inmate a state capital it is naturally trying these events, places a small-town heart to throb, consider possibly not quite with the attached Ernst. Since it went well for some people, like, at any rate, fell the Net Community with enthusiasm to this story. And so, via Twitter all sorts of added body of information, the truth of which is likely to be of rather dubious quality. I claim then another. Perhaps it is also true when it said "Image talks to the brother in law's niece." He was always unstable '! " "According to Greenpeace, more flower boxes affected, as first feared," and even the old ZDF aunt felt obliged to comment "We probably now have to push at 19.20 hours, a ZDFspezial for flower pots.

And the question is already abroad, "What's a flower buckets?"

We continue to pursue it be. And I'm looking forward to next week, where it is then perhaps: "China reports the overthrow of a rice bag"!